Joke: The Lie Clock
Pan-ku dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter.
There are many clocks surrounding him so Pan-ku asks,
“What are these clocks for?” St. Peter replies,
“These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell.
Here we have Mother Teresa’s clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved.
Akpors has only lied twice in his life, so his clock has only ticked twice.”
Pan-ku then asks, “So where are the Nigerian Politician clocks?”
St. Peter replies, “Oh, they are in Jesus’ office, he is using them as ceiling fans!”