Joke: Dinner Table
A 3 year old girl sat at a dinner table having dinner with her dad, his cellphone rings. Dad said excuse me, and went outside and talked for a few minutes.
He comes back and continues his meal. The 3 year old said dad i have something to tell u.
Dad slaps her n yelled… how many times i tell u not to talk while eating?
Ten minutes later, dinner finished- dad ask… what were u saying?
The 3 year old said, while u were on the phone… the cat pissed in ur food..