Joke: John & Mercy

MERCY & JOHN

Phone rings!!!

Mercy- Hello
John- My love, how are you doing?
Mercy- I’m fine
John- Will u be less busy on the weekend to come to my house?

Mercy – I’m sorry i can’t make it because i will be attending my aunty’s wedding & the next day is the thanksgiving in the church. I’m so occupied

John-I wanted to take u shopping to buy u as promised the BB porsche & brazilian hair u have been asking for

Mercy- I will be coming & I may even spend d weekend if you want, my love.

John- What of d wedding?
Mercy- Which wedding, i was just joking
John- Even me, i was just joking too.