Abuja Has The Largest D*** in The World

So, i was flying over Abuja on ‘Google-Earth Airways’ like i do every now and then for Nostalgic effect. Then, boom! a penile outline complete with scrotum, body and head. Little wonder why the Nation is f****d. The National assembly resides in the scrotum and obviously owns the tool for mass f***ery, the Central Business District is in the body, and the National Stadium is in the head. So, next time you have a swinging brag-off with your guys, just remember- None of you has anything on what Abuja is packing. haaa

Screenshots i took from Google Maps. (outlined in red)