Joke: Teacher/Student Questions and Answers (Children Always Speak Their Minds)

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.

TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph.

TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
REBECCA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
MOSES: Me!

TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand……

TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
KEHINDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.

TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI: A teacher