Joke: Normal Questons/comments, Funny Responses

1. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*

2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!

3. A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?
*Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!

4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman
*“Which book has helped you most in your life?
*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”

5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!