Joke: Gossiping in The Name of Prayer Point
Gossiping in the name of prayer point …
” People Of God, let’s remember Brother Raphael Cunty in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea, syphillis and herpes and doctors said they have even screened him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him… so brothers and sisters let’s pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray..”
“Brethren let’s also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma… sis Amanda is pregnant for bro. Emma & bro. Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married yet, He told her to abort it but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let’s pray to God for peace & amicable settlement ”
“Children of God’s kingdom, let’s remember Mr and Mrs Ben in our prayers, Mr Ben left Mrs Ben for one young sister named Peace in the choir, that light skinned slim sister that works in the Bank, the one that has figure 8 and shakes her big bum all the time. Hmmm.. . Let’s pray for God to restore Mr & Mrs Ben’s marriage o… Brethren pray, open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us.
“And finally before we close… let us lift sister Immaculate before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office… We know she is innocent… Even though she has been wearing some expensive Jewelries lately plus that new sport car she just bought and that new husband she procured…..let’s pray that as the police carry out their investigations… those things will not implicate her in Jesus name… please praaaaay…. she is one of us, Pray pray pray… !!!