Joke: Gossiping in The Name of Prayer Point
Gossiping in the name of prayer point …
” People Of God, let’s remember Brother Raphael Cunty in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea, syphillis and herpes and doctors said they have even screened him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him… so brothers and sisters let’s pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray..”
“Brethren let’s also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma… sis Amanda is pregnant for bro. Emma & bro. Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married yet, He told her to abort it but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let’s pray to God for peace & amicable settlement ”
“Children of God’s kingdom, let’s remember Mr and Mrs Ben in our prayers, Mr Ben left Mrs Ben for one young sister named Peace in the choir, that light skinned slim sister that works in the Bank, the one that has figure 8 and shakes her big bum all the time. Hmmm.. . Let’s pray for God to restore Mr & Mrs Ben’s marriage o… Brethren pray, open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us.
“And finally before we close… let us lift sister Immaculate before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office… We know she is innocent… Even though she has been wearing some expensive Jewelries lately plus that new sport car she just bought and that new husband she procured…..let’s pray that as the police carry out their investigations… those things will not implicate her in Jesus name… please praaaaay…. she is one of us, Pray pray pray… !!!
FUNNY INDEED
very funny
Exactly so funnnny
Pls am not trying to rephrase the joke it’s my own point of view
“Thank God say she be one of una, u pple dey involved 4 part of the investigation.
The last one na irony, de prayer leader says “pray dat those things will not implicate her, she’s one of us”, showing dat all of dem are involved.
The prayer leader should have say “pray dat she does not remember that she is one of us during the police investigations”
LOL
Funny
So funny
FUNNY
Funny indeed
Lol
Nice One