Joke: Words of Wisdom

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn’t mean u’re poor, but  allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything – Williams Shakespeare

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike has never been to Nigeria- Lord Lugard

8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry – Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is it cannot cook yam – Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for job or needs money badly – Donald Trump (2016).