Son : “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
\nFather : “That’s great son. Who is she?”
\nSon: “It’s Ada, the neighbor’s daughter”.
\nFather : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you
\nmust promise not to tell your mother.Ada is actually your sister.”
\nThe boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
\nSon : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
\nFather : “That’s great son. Who is she?”
\nSon: “It’s Amaka, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
\nFather : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Amaka is also your sister.”
\nThis went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother
\ncrying.
\nSon : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
\nThe mother hugs him affectionately and says:
\n“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your
\nFather.”!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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