1. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
\n*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
\n*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
\n_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*<\/p>\n
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
\n*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!<\/p>\n
3. A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?
\n*Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!<\/p>\n
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman
\n*\u201cWhich book has helped you most in your life?
\n*The woman replied , \u201cMy husband\u2019s cheque book!\u201d<\/p>\n
5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : \u201cSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”<\/p>\n
6. Someone asked an old man : \u201cEven after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” What\u2019s the secret?”_
\n*Old man : I forgot her name and I\u2019m scared to ask her!*<\/p>\n
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I\u2019d be in your hands all day._
\n*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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