How to Fart in Public and Retain your image<\/p>\n
To fart in public is interesting but if you are caught, it can be very embarrassing. so just follow these guidelines & you are on your way to being a star in this profession.<\/p>\n
1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if its a closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.<\/p>\n
2. Make sure you face the wind direction. …<\/p>\n
3. Make sure say you have enough leg space. U will soon know why.<\/p>\n
4. Form Ajebor by crossing your legs every now & then.<\/p>\n
5. you are ready to execute, try holding it till the time the hall is noisy in case your you fart is the type that sounds like AK47.<\/p>\n
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.<\/p>\n
7. Elevate the right butt.<\/p>\n
8. Release small (sound check)<\/p>\n
9. If no sound, allow the fart flow steady.<\/p>\n
10. Allow time for proper circulation.<\/p>\n
NOTE:<\/p>\n
1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain.<\/p>\n
2. When people start to shout “Chai!!! E no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, ” simply contribute by asking “why the person who fart wont respect the presence of others?”<\/p>\n
3. Do not complain more than others or you’ll become a suspect.<\/p>\n
4. Quietly leave the area and relocate to another zone then repeat the exercise!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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