{"id":12232,"date":"2017-06-04T00:00:55","date_gmt":"2017-06-04T04:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/?p=12232"},"modified":"2017-06-03T17:57:39","modified_gmt":"2017-06-03T21:57:39","slug":"joke-jesus-is-watching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/?p=12232","title":{"rendered":"Joke: Jesus is Watching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000\">JESUS IS WATCHING<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000\" \/><br style=\"color: #000000\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000\">A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice &#8220;JESUS is watching you&#8221;. He looks around with his flashlight wandering &#8220;What The HELL Was That?&#8221;.<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000\">He spots some money on a table and takes it&#8230;&#8230;Once again he hears a voice &#8221; JESUS is watching you&#8221;. He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000\">He goes over and asks &#8221; Was that your voice?&#8221;. It said &#8220;YES&#8221;. He then says &#8220;What&#8217;s your name?&#8221;. It says &#8220;MOSES&#8221;. The burglar says &#8221; What kind of person names his bird Moses??&#8221; The parrot reply &#8220;THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER &#8220;JESUS&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":12233,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1426,1122],"class_list":["post-12232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-african-jokes","tag-funny-nigerian-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12234,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12232\/revisions\/12234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}