PARENTS PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO
\nSUNDAY SCHOOL…
\nA teacher came to the class and asked a
\nquestion
\nTEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
\nSTUDENT 1: it’s not me
\nSTUDENT 2: I wasn’t at school that day.
\nSTUDENT 3: I don’t know.
\nThe teacher went to the Headteacher’s office and told the HM that students in that class don’t know who killed Goliath.
\nThe HM came to that class and asked…
\nHM: Who killed Goliath?
\nCLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
\nHM.: If u don’t tell me who killed Goliath, you’ll see fire today…!!
\nCLASS : We don’t know.
\nThe HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??
\nThe teacher fainted….!!<\/p>\n
#Please be careful when buying rat poison, they are now selling the fake ones everywhere. Kindly make sure you taste it before you buy to ensure it’s the original one.<\/p>\n
“MEDICAL ALERT”
\nDon’t Drink Water Immediately After Eating Fish \u07d0\u07caBecause Drinking Water May Cause The Fish To Start Swimming and Your Stomach Will Start Doing GulunGulun.<\/p>\n
#Everything is now so expensive in Nigeria!!! Such that;Witches don’t even serve food in dreams anymore
\n .. I dey lie abi???..Oya tell me when last U don chop for dream<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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