{"id":12129,"date":"2017-06-01T00:00:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-01T04:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/?p=12129"},"modified":"2017-05-30T17:02:53","modified_gmt":"2017-05-30T21:02:53","slug":"joke-the-reply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/?p=12129","title":{"rendered":"Joke: The Reply"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222\">A newly posted pastor was visiting the homes of his church members. At one of the houses,he observed that someone was at home but<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222\">refused to answer his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out his complimentary card and wrote &#8216;Rev 3:20&#8217; at the back of the card<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222\">and dropped it. When the offering basket was going round in the church the following sunday, the pastor found out that his card had been returned.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222\">Added to it was this message: Gen.3:10! When the pastor opened his Bible to check out the quotation, he broke down with laughter. Rev.3:20<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222\">says behold l stand at the door and knock while Gen 3:10 says l heard your voice but was afraid for l was naked.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":12130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1426,1122],"class_list":["post-12129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-african-jokes","tag-funny-nigerian-jokes","post_format-post-format-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12131,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12129\/revisions\/12131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nalaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}